Saturday, September 4, 2010

FaceBooK and Friends

Whats the F?

Let me get it straight. Facebook is a social networking site where people unite, find, interact and share with friends and family. People share thoughts as well and some even make new friends. So why am i blogging about it? For the people who understand about social networking (2 thumbs up), for those who don't, please learn!

Firstly, if you want to share intimate thoughts (between partners). SPAM it on your partner's wall not on your status updates for the world to see. ITS INTIMACY! and everyone need not know when you got your erotic massage from your loved one or when are you guys planning to have the next session of back rub. WE DO NOT under any circumstances need to know about your private life unless one of the busybody pings you in the chat and asks. Then, by all means let that busybody know through chat or messages.

Secondly, if you are not happy or you are facing some problem with a certain individual, why not just confront the human being for doing such unpleasant things instead of indirectly poking the person through status updates and so on. Its irritating when you have the balls to say it loud in public (type out) and you dont have the balls to speak or say it to that individual. Lets just say, that certain individual said something with no intentions of hurting you, but you got hurt. Eventually, that individual is not aware that he/she had hurt your feelings. So, if you don't point it out to that individual. He/she will never know! so, instead of running around the bush, why not just come to point. It saves time, money, energy and lotslotslots of petrol.

Thirdly, this one is done through experiment.
When i upload a decent picture of my cousin: There are quite a number of friends request on the following day

When i upload a photoshoped version picture of my cousin: There are many many many friends request the following day

When i upload some cute dog picture: There are no friends request the following day.

So, random people dont mind adding a pretty gal (photoshoped) even not knowing who she is or whether she is related somehow to you or not. You just add her? What the hell? At least have some decency of sending a message introducing yourself instead of making the human waste their time clicking on your profile to identify if you are actually a person he/she knows.

Fourthly, please share fun stuff like links on news, videos of something interesting or funny (at least you can help keep others entertained) or good thoughts. Facebook is not a place to fight and defend your religion. It is a place where people come to find peace and make friends. C'mon people follow the rule: Make Love Not WAR! Leave your preaching and opinions about your beliefs to yourself. Nobody is interested in them. The world has enough war in real so we do not need fights in our virtual lives. Plus by arguing and throwing tooooot toooot words about each other, its not going to help anyone or make anything better. Its just going to cause more rumours about some fella who was innocently sleeping at home into a fella who sacrificed himself for his religion. I AM SICK OF THIS!!

Fifth, take jokes as jokes. Learn to laugh. It helps you to stay young =)

Sixth, when a human scribbles your wall, have the courtesy to scribble back.. If you do not have time for all that. Kindly please close your account.

Seventh, stop spamming and clicking on every link you see. Make sure you check to see if its a Spam or something. C'mon, its simple, people dont tell you that you might win a Blackberry for no reason. They keep it a secret cause they would probably want to win it! So that is obviously a fishy link. DONT CLICK ON IT! its not some kind of rocket science. If you click on it, it just makes other people's life more miserable and you give them the chance to think how stupid you actually are.

Eight, please for god's sake.. please.. STOP sending others request to help build your shed or feed your cows. And those gifts.. VoMyGawd! Can you guys just stop doing all this? If you want to play your farm or watsoeva, play it on your own. DONT bug other peoples lives with it. PLEASE for heaven's sake, GROW UP! If you have sooooo much free time, why not install Warcraft and play or even read Sun.co.uk. Good stuff in there rather than spending your life building a farm which brings no benefits to you and bugs others.

aaaahh... I think many would have already expressed this but some ignorant people are just not aware of this yet. I really hope people in Facebook will really get what Facebook is all about. I love the part that i can connect and share stuff with my friends for freeeeee but some of those annoying asses do exist as well. Hope they LEARN!

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